Humor Books

	Isaac Asimov's Treasury of Humor by: Isaac Asimov publisher: Mariner Books, published: 1991-02-04 ASIN: 0395572266 sales rank: 81754 price: $8.26 (new), $0.32 (used)	640 jokes, anecdotes, and limericks, complete with notes on how to tell them, from America's leading renaissance man.
	Horror, Humor, And Heroes by: Jim Bernheimer publisher: CreateSpace, published: 2009-02-17 ASIN: 144145652X sales rank: 901437 price: $8.30 (new), $11.15 (used)	Horror, Humor, and Heroes is a collection of twelve short stories, one novella, and a preview for my next novel that should contain enough variety to entertain you readers. Sample some of my finest offerings, such as - a guardian wolf fearing the coming of man, a producer willing to do anything to bring the first pay per view live werewolf hunt to the world, a zombie running for congress, a vampire trying to get his life insurance company to pay up, a six year old girl, who makes a cookie people will do anything for, the story of the first child born on the Moon, or a draftee in a war against science gone awry. This collection includes the novella, Confessions of a D-List Supervillain. It is one of my favorite endeavors and anyone who has ever cracked open a comic book will appreciate this story about a down on his luck bad guy forced into the reluctant role of world savior. Also inside is a preview of my forthcoming series Battle Maidens.
	Talking to the Animals (Short Humor) by: Patrick L. Halliwell publisher: Lakipi Press, published: 2010-03-28 ASIN: B003EENJYI sales rank: 134923	Original humor by Patrick L. Halliwell Series: Short Humor, #2 Life has become very interesting since I learned how to talk to the animals. About the Author Patrick L. Halliwell is a Canadian author, composer and musicologist. His publications include fiction, humor, serious essays, practical items, and scholarly articles on traditional Japanese koto music. He is also creator and producer of "Phonobites," a unique set of exercises for English pronunciation. His original music combines musical principles and elements from a variety of the world's great traditions. His official website is www.lakipi.com Patrick loves animals, and likes to talk to them.
	Druid Quest by: Cornelia Amiri publisher: Awe-Struck, published: 2008-08-08 ASIN: 1587497026 sales rank: 458655 price: $15.95 (new), $15.95 (used)	In first century AD Britannia, after burning the oaken groves and the druid priest, the cold, cruel Romance move to crush Queen Boudica’s revolt. The future of the mist covered isle and its brave people rest in the hands of two druids whose views are as different as fire and ice. Yet they find love together. Arch Druid Rhys is a master of the sacred mysteries but a novice in the ways of the heart. Sulwen, a sacred druidess, discovers Rhys, the shape shifter, has evoked a basic, feral desire in her, only to find the goddess may soon exact the unfathomable price of taking him from her. Though their love is as potent as their magic, is it strong enough to survive their desperate quest?
	Evicted, a quirky, funny, science fiction humor story about man, aliens, the Earth, the environment, and being evicted from it. by: Anthony Bjorklund publisher: CreateSpace, published: 2010-03-26 ASIN: 1451502184 sales rank: 721516 price: $7.59 (new), $10.93 (used)	"Hey, it could be worse. Think of the people sitting around the dinner table with Al Gore right now. He's never going to stop saying I told you so." Jake wasn't sure how much more he could take.  It was bad enough his friend Steve was getting married and he was expected to play best man and cheerfully go along with the whole thing.  And that the wedding was in Wisconsin so bowling and karaoke were bound to be involved.  But now aliens were landing next to the dairy cows at the farm and serving him with eviction notices for the population of Earth.  Not to mention the fact that suddenly it was his job to try to save the entire human race and Steve and Cynthia's big honeymoon in the Wisconsin Dells all at the same time.  Or to simply give the go ahead to move everyone to a beach front planet that another alien with a lust for pizza just happened to have available.  And who do you call when you need a babysitter for a crabby robot? So what would you do to save the Earth?  Especially from yourself and your own species?  That's the question Jake must ask himself when he is served with an eviction notice for the human race by a surly little alien in Evicted, a quirky, humorous, satire filled novel.  Written in the tradition of the Hitchhiker's Guide novels and Men in Black movies, Evicted takes a light-hearted look at a serious subject...the environment. "You know. Flying saucers. Abductions.  Little green men.  They do independent studies of planets, testing for contamination to determine if a species has become a danger to their world," said Varcus. "Is that what's with all the anal probes?" said Jake. "No they're just mean," said Varcus. (edited by author)
	Boneyard 6 (Boneyard (Graphic Novels)) (v. 6) by: Richard Moore publisher: Nantier Beall Minoustchine Publishing, published: 2007-11 ASIN: 1561635103 sales rank: 660567 price: $5.25 (new), $2.23 (used)
	At The Old Writers Bar- That Damn Shakespeare (science fiction humor comedy) by: Coffey, James R. publisher: Pandora Project Publisher, published: 2010-06-10 ASIN: B002SKZBPY sales rank: 155332	It was a just another night at The Old Writers Bar. Vidal, Vonnegut, Mailer, and Buckley up to their usual antics until a young man walked in and offered to change the future (and past) of literature. Type: short story Genre: science fiction, humor Rating: PG Publishing history: It is also in Albatross #2 (science fiction, fantasy, horror, & others short story collection) Synopsis: It's a typical Friday night at the Old Writers Bar. Gore Vidal is complaining about Kurt Vonnegut, Norman Mailer is holding court in his usual booth, and Bill Buckley is up to his usual mischief when a young man walks in claiming to be the grandson of H. G. Wells. Professing to have built a functioning time machine, he offers to travel back in time to correct a great "wrong" perpetrated by the incomparable bard Shakespeare. But can he convince a roomful of prominent modern writers to take him up on his far-fetched offer? **Other books available for purchase from Pandora Project Publisher** *Novels* -Shades of Gray Series- #1- Noir, City Shrouded By Darkness #2 From Moscow, With Love #3 Cerberus Versus Pandora #4 Sisters #5 Night of the Twilight- the Chimera Strain #6 Dawn of the Twilight- Outbreak *More novels* The Florida House #1 Vampires... Beauty of the Beast #1 The Mystic Rose Five Rings- A Vision Quest Garden of Eden Machine The Wino *Collections* Albatross #1 Science Fiction, Fantasy, & Horror Short Stories *Short Stories* Behemoth Grimm #1 Jane's Entrance Shunned #1 the Metal Veil and Weeping Sword Named Tear Mrs. Haley Road Rage Everette and the Dragon Zombieland #1 The Zombies Undead Beginning Sleeping Beauty Waking Veracity The Hidden Falls On Blackberry Mountain Death's a Bitch and Then You Haunt At The Old Writers Bar Pooper Scooper- An Urban Ghost Story Gallery of Galactic Heroes At the Old Writers Bar- That Damn Shakespeare Rescuing a UFO-Close Encounter of the 5th Kind
	Bark! by: Darrell Bain publisher: LL-Publications, published: 2008-04-02 ASIN: 190509115X sales rank: 1552180 price: $10.95 (new), $12.91 (used)	BARK! Tonto, a cross-eyed, ADHD affected little Weenie Dog with only one testicle is suddenly called upon to save the world from an alien invasion! Can he do the job? Well, perhaps, if a compulsively cursing alcoholic super-genius and his co-ed groupies combine forces with an cigar-chomping Italian from the pentagon and his air headed secretary. And of course they have to have help from Tonto's owners, who think politicians aren't much smarter than lizards. Get ready for a wild and crazy ride with Tonto and his friends, the most amazing characters Darrell Bain has created in his eclectic writing career. This is a science fiction novel so insane it only begins to make sense when it's discovered that the aliens had a part in Tonto's conception to begin with!
	Hal Spacejock 2: Second Course by: Simon Haynes publisher: Fremantle Press, published: 2007-01-01 ASIN: 1921064668 sales rank: 1451036 price: $27.11 (new), $13.92 (used)	A beautiful and mysterious female passenger, a loony inventor with a basement full of deadly weapons, and a dangerous run-down teleporter built by a long-lost alien civilization are just some of the challenges facing Hal Spacejock as he fights for survival in the cut-throat interstellar cargo business. Incompetent Hal and his long-suffering metal sidekick, Clunk, are back with another round of interplanetary chaos.
	New Botany on Mars by: C E B Beliveau publisher: Vantage Press, published: 2008-01-01 ASIN: 0533157250 sales rank: 2269220 price: $6.99 (new), $4.93 (used)	Set in the not-too-distant future on a not-too-distant planet, C.E.B. Beliveau's auspicious science fiction debut follows the adventures of a young botanist who has just arrived at New Botany, a large new research colony in Mars' Gustev Crater.

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